Talk About Kicking A Donkey When He's Down

Kind of.

I'm casually discussing funerals with my lord and master when he announces he has a new pen. I was like WOW I DON'T GIVE A CRAP, there was a story behind it, anyway he concluded with 'oh it was only £90' I literally choked on my DC (he obvs doesnt know the rules about what not to do when people are drinking) and said 'WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT? £90 on a stupid pen.' He went rather red and said he thought that was cheap.

I might start trying to sell him my crap for a 'cheap' rate.

Bloody fool.