It's Too Late To Apologise Yeeeeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhhh

Dearest Natalie Zimbabwe Jane Ann Farrell Simmonds

I apologise for referring to pigs as ugly and common, even though I was talking about the harlot that is Jade Goodey at the time.

Pigs are great. They freaking rule.

I wish we could have a million pet pigs running around the flat. We could dress them up in dresses and so on and I can hold wedding after wedding. It'll be grand. Lets do it.