THAT'S IT

As soon as I marry Bert i'm going to divorce him he said Robert Pattinson wouldn't go out with me.

I disagree. He's a grubby, highly attractive young thing, much like me.

Morrissey

AAAAAAWWWWWWW. My dog. And my boots, at the back. I miss those bad boys. They make the sound of grown up shoes.

Well, he's probs gonna be Berts one cos I want the puppy all to myself.

My OTHER New Dog

I'll post a picture of Morrissey later, however we are getting ANOTHER dog. Berts friend (some whore) has this Sharpay dog and its had like 8 puppies so he is giving us one, I'm going to call is Emo or Vedder. I havent decided yet. Or maybe Chubby Mc Wrinkleson.

LOOKThat's not the EXACT one i'm getting, but it'll look sommink like that.

LOVE IT.

Ohhh.....just found out its probs a girl. What the frick am I meant to call it now!!!

Me & Berie Are Having A Baby

ha ha. Not like that you filthmongers.
We have a dog, he is called Morrissey.
Aaaaw.
I saw aaw i'll be petrified.
Sadly it isnt the dog pictured, its a grown up one.
I'll be getting my own puppy that i'm not going to share when I move up though.
Loves it.