Showing posts with label dead as nails. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dead as nails. Show all posts

Tuesday, 10 March 2009

It All Ends Today......

YES IT ALL ENDS TODAY.

Somehow my memory stick ended up in the washing machine....it had pictures from day the day the babies were born to present day...and no I don't have a back up.

Nat thinks she knows of a way to retrieve the information but i'm too melancholy to think positively.

I can't liiiiiiiiiive if living is without youuuuuuu, I can't liiiiiive, I can't take anymooooooore.

Goodbye dear friend.

Ah my dear Friend Lou. Harold said that once.

KILL ME!

Monday, 15 December 2008

R.I.P Saggy Tights


Aged 80, they found her dead, dead at home, she said she was gonna be another Marilyn..ha ha.
Poor old Nora.

Saturday, 27 September 2008

Why?


Well, it finally happened.
Paul Semen is dead.
Such a shame, I loved that guy.
God bless him, and all who sailed in him.

Wednesday, 10 September 2008

Large Hadron Collider


WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE.


Nah. Well it's possible.

To quote SOAD - 'Making two possibilities a reality, Predicting the future of things we all know, Fighting off the diseased programming, Of centuries, centuries, centuries, centuries, Science fails to recognise the single most potent element of human existence, Letting the reigns go to the unfolding is faith, faith, faith, faith .Science has failed our world. Science has failed our mother earth' Interesting, no? I always said they knew their stuff.

I just wanna say YOU SUCK!

Monday, 18 August 2008

Goodbye Englands Rose

I just remembered because I found this picture........


Jules is dead.

I suspect it's Graces fault, I don't know for sure, but it probably was something to do with her.

Friday, 4 July 2008

RIP

Ee he died init.

Friday, 27 June 2008

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Max dies tonight.
WHHHHHHHY?????????????

Thursday, 20 March 2008

Uh Oh

Goodbye Shane Lynch, although I never knew you at all.......something something.

I feel bad saying i'd wring his tiny neck now.

He died at some point this week. Probs from starvation. He will be replaced in due course.

God bless him.

Wednesday, 19 March 2008

Ah Mate

Captain Birdseye has died.

So Sad. I'm gonna have fishfingers for dinner tonight in his memory.

See you later Cap'n Birdseye!




Saturday, 8 March 2008

I Found Him Dead As Nails At Home

Well I didn't.
Brixton Riots is dead.

I never really knew him, but he was my favourite replacement pet.

Monday, 3 March 2008

Flushing Meadows - Pinkwilly Graces Last Journey

I'd like to thank everyone who attended Pinkwilly Graces funeral on Friday night.

I wanted to walk in him to Angel by Sarah Mclachlan but I couldnt remember the words, so we settled for Your Song - Elton John, speeches we made by all attending, the final words were said by my good self, it was a moving service. The song chosen for his final, somewhat wet, journey was Over My Head - The Fray. I imagined me singing most of it, then the ghost of Pinkwill appearing over my shoulder singing.....

for those of you who can't read what he's saying - And suddenly I become a part of your pastI'm becoming the part that don't lastI'm losing you and its effortless.

It bought a tear to my eye.

God bless Pinkwilly Grace, and all who sailed in her. Or him.

x



Friday, 29 February 2008

My Only Love Is Gone, Gone, Gone

It is with great sadness that I have to announce that my dear beloved second born child, Pinkwilly Grace Jack Bonjovi Farrell, passsed away last nights.

Details of what happened are still unclear, but apparently it looks like an accidental overdose.


Obitury:

My darling Pinkwilly Grace, we had 9 wonderfull days together. I feel like a piece of me has died. I loved you for what you were. Rest in peace Love moi.

Funeral tonight. Hannahs yard. Bring booze.

take care of those you love, you never know when they'll leave

x