We Need To Talk...

AGAIN. Tom...can you explain this.....

Yes you look nice with a bit o' muscle but I can tell you're going to be bad in this film.

Did you also know that Bronson is Wakefield prison? Yes Tom, I expect you did, so unsubtle.

You disappoint me. You really do.

We Need To Talk

Can you please stop taking on really rooooooooobish (ha ha) roles. I mean last night, Sweeny Todd? A BBC adaption? Ray Winstone as the old Sweenster? I love you and given the chance I'd probs make you a very happy man, but this has to stop. Play the hot guy, thats fine, but don't get above your station. You aren't arty. You arent intelligent. You are plain hot and I love you. Lets leave it at that.

Please, don't make me use my pimp hand.

My New Husband #9

Ha ha! You know it.