Let All The Children Boogey

Take this survey
What’s you dogs name? Spud
When was the last time your mom flatulated? Ha ha. I don’t know, I do recall her denying it though.
Have you ever been constipated? Yes, on occasion I have been.
Pink or green? Pink.
Fat or skinny? Skinny.
Crayola or roseart? What? I only know of Crayola so I’ll go with that.
Math or science? EEEWW. Science I guess. No right minded person would choose Math. YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, your sex is on fire. It’s playing now. God, I’d make sweet homo love to that song.
When was the last time you ate popcorn? Umm when I went to see W with Bert.
Who was the last person to see your underwear? Your mum.
What time was it the last time you went poop? About 2 hours ago.
Did you have a crush on Zack Morris? Ha ha. I was more of an AC Slater girl…actually that’s a lie, I liked Zack.
Do you call the last meal of the day dinner or supper? Dinner. Or Tea. Tea if I’m being patronising.
Have you ever been caught eating your boogers? Not eating, maybe rooting around for them.
What is another use for a Q-tip? Removing makeup from under ones eye.
Do you snore? *sigh* Yes. Yes I do.
Have you ever seen someone fall down stairs? Ha ha. Yes I have, oh don’t. I actually am laughing out loud. Oh tell a lie they fell up the stairs, it was still hilarious though.
Who was the last person you texted? Red. Or Peter as he’s known to the rest of the world.
Where was the last place you ate out? Umm Skylark. Twice in one week. WHAT? I get fed up of cooking.
What is your favourite flavour of pop-tarts? Chocomallow or whatever. Heaven.
What kind of toilet paper does your mom buy? I doubt she does, my old man probably buys Tesco.
Who would you rather have as your uncle: Dr. Phil, or Judge Joe brown? Dr Phil.
Would you ever marry Oprah? Hell no. She old.
Have you ever seen a fish hump another fish? Oh imagine. No I wish I had though. I might buy some just to see that. Actually that reminds me Nat and I are meant to be getting fish.
When was the last time you listened to music? Right now. Mindless Self Indulgence. Its very boinky.
Who is your best friend? At the moment? I really can only say one person, but I won’t cos it’ll get me into trouble. She knows who she is though.
Pot-pie or TV dinner? Beer.
Fire or ice? Ice.
Do you play soccer? I don’t play much.
What colour is your moms eye shadow? Nude.
Who was the last person to send you an email? Natalie.
Do you know what a falange is? No, should I?
Have you ever blown your nose on a piece of paper? Ha ha. No I haven’t. I know someone who blew her nose on a leaf though.
When was the last time you washed your feet? This morning.
Has your dog ever screamed? Bah ha ha. These questions are whack. No he has spat though. No he didn’t really, I’d love to see it though.
Has your you ever tripped over a parking thingy? Nope.
Do you like Michael Jackson? Yes, I did a lot.
Have you ever watched dancing with the stars? Nope.
Does your mom go to college? Nah, she goes to art group though.
What colour is the macaroni and cheese that your dad makes? Umm yellow?
Have you voted for tres bien on next great American band? No I have not.