Some More Mindless Tripe

What is your favourite kind of candy? Umm….Hubba Bubba
What is your favourite thing about the beach? The sound of the ocean waves. And chips.
If you were invisible, where would you go? George’s house and snog him when he least expected it.
What is one object in your home that you are embarrassed to own? Nowt…oh actually I’m gonna say Nats pig collection.
Fill in the blank; When I dance, I look like: your mum.
Who is one person you wish you would have never met? Oh so many my dear friend, so, so many.
What is your favourite fruit? Banananananananana
What is your favourite kind of cookie? Choc Choc.
If you were an evil dictator, where would you rule? Somewhere where people are used to being treated whack…Russia I recon.
What do you need to get right now at the drug store? Something for my cough. Yeah, its still going strong.
What song do you keep hearing over and over again? With you with you with you guuuuuuuuurl. Chris Brown.
What was the happiest age of your life? I’m yet to experience true happiness.
What is your favourite piece of clothing that you own? My slacks.
What two words describe your lifestyle? Tiring. Sexy.
Which ocean creature fascinates you most? Eeeeeee Killer whales.
What historical figure would you most like to have a discussion with? Pol Pot.
What colour looks best on you? Black.
What is your favourite thing about being sick? When it comes outta my nose.
Whats new? Not a lot.
Why are you here right now? Wow. That’s deep man. I don’t know really.
What commercial do you find most annoying? Too hot, too spicy. Anything with a line that Peter and Hannah will repeat incessantly.
What was your favourite meal growing up? Chips I imagine.
If you had to spend the rest of your life in one place, where would it be? My bed.
Fill in the blank; I am so much smarter than: Grace.
What one person or thing reminds you of the 80s? My reflection.
What is college really good for? Scoring chicks.
Where is the most beautiful place you have ever been? Ha ha! no comment.
What body part aches you the most right now? You probs won’t want to know but I’ll tell you anyway, my left nipple. Hurts like a mofo.
When is the angriest you have ever been? Ah hoo hoo hoo. Now here is the thing, I get enraged from minute to minute about just about anything, I remember when this boy was all like ‘Hannah and Rachel are up their own asses’ and I was like WHAT!!!!?!?!?!? Now the fact that he’s right isn’t the point, it’s the fact that someone should have done something about it.
What do you waste your time doing? Sleeping, boozing…working. Ha ha.
On a scale of 1-10; how much do you trust people? - 10.
If you were forced to choose your own death, how would you die? Please see here
On a scale of 1-10; how photogenic are you? 10
What aspect of your personality could use a little work? Laziness
What is your greatest addiction? Booze, men and DC.
What issue are you sick of hearing about? I can’t say on this forum. But believe I’M OVER IT.
If you were a professional wrestler, what would your ring name be? RUDDY HELL
What language would you like to master? French. I think its sexy.
What is your favourite dish at a Chinese restaurant? I hate Chinese food. That’s a lie, I like spring rolls.
Who would you least likely expect a phone call from? Of my current contacts? Vanessa.
What is the longest you have ever gone without a shower? Oh lord. I’m a skank, in the biblical sense, so probs some time.
What is the saddest movie you have ever seen? Now let me think, there is one film that makes me cry like a bitch. The end of Moulin always makes me cry, but its not a sad movie.
What time do you usually fall asleep? Depends really.
Where is the worst place to be stuck waiting? Your mums anus.
What is the cutest animal on Earth? Spud
Name one celebrity that has no right being a celebrity. Jade Goodey.
What hobby have you always wanted to pick up? Bridge.