EMMA

WHAT THE FRICK MAN?

Literally. What the bloody hell is your problem with me?

First it was because you supposedly liked the guy that I had liked for like a century (which you knew about) then hence forth you have beef with EVERYTHING I do.

You think I'm a show off - true, I am and I enjoy being showy.
You think I'm loud - I know I fricking am, I have to listen to myself all day.
You think I'm rude - well yeah.

I imagine you're jealous cos although I'm older than you I am far prettier, individual and hot. plus I have more intelligence, wit and charm in my morning piss than you ever will.

Just rack the hell out of my brain and stop trying to be the good guy all the time.

You are being a BITCH to me today but guess what, you have still managed to make me look like the freaking jackass.

Next time my friend, next time I will not be silent, I will rip you to freaking pieces.

Yes, I will. And I will enjoy it, so will everyone else because I'll be doing what i do best, entertaining the frigging troops.

Stupid ass bitch.