Could You Have The Most Beautiful Ass In The World?

Naomi was unfairly used as a decoy so I could take this picture, why I used black and white in a dark venue I don't know, but note the time....00.44, I think we can all assume I was drunk.

The ass in question belongs to a delightful young man I shall call 'Green tshirt' he was dressed casually, supping on beer and the like, anyway, I was transfixed by his ass, it really was a sight to behold....even thinking about it now makes me catch my breath. I spoke to him....it was a bad mood, if I recall correctly I said 'scuse me, I'm not being weird or anything, but you have the most perfectest ass I've ever seen' and do you know what he said? 'Oh...I think it's the way my clothes hang'.

Whatever. No one likes a modest kid.

I'm in love, with an ass.

Rock on.