I need a drink.
Hops and I went down to the river to get some early lunch (yeah very early, more like elevenses) but we changed our minds about old faithful river and decided to go to Borough Market, anyway, we walked past the London Dungeon and this scary guy on stilts came over and was scaring me about the London Bridge Experience...
Stilts guy - hellloooo young layydddeee
Rud - Go away you're scaring me, Darryl help
Darryl - No way man
Stilts guy to scary girl - take care of this girl
Rud - Leave me alone
Scary Girl - its not for you to ask to be left alone
scary girl is all up in Ruds grill hissing
Rud- Don't!!! I'm scared!!
Scary girl to Scary boy (who is hot) - *cackle cackle* we have another one
Scary boy roars at rud and is all up in her grill to they reach the traffic lights where he pretends to bite her
Rud - Darryl you "$%^&)"%! pussey! You could have helped me
Darryl - I was scared
Rud - SO WAS FREAKING I!
I'm still shaking, I almost wet myself, in fact I think I did a little bit. I'm scared to go back out there, they are much scarier than the people out side the dungeon. They could smell my fear, Hops and I think they were trying to take my soul.
I have to say though it was complete public humiliation trying to run away from those freaks, plus I was whining like a bitch.
Ha ha.
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