Does It Really Come As A Surprise When I Say I Won't Forget?

1. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you laid in a bed with? Name. That’s right, in a bad way.
2. Where was the last place you went out to eat? Marks and Sparkle, I didn’t actually eat there, but I got sushi and it was divine.
3. What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed? White vino.
4. Which do you prefer - eyes or lips? Lips, what good are eyes to me?
5. Medicine, fine arts, or law? Medicine.
6. Best kind of pizza? Cheese.
7. Is your bedroom window open? It’s on vent, but in general it is.
8. What is in store for your future? Judging by recent events a lot of CRAP!
9. Who was the last band you saw live? Smiths Indeed.
10. Do you take care of your friends while they are sick? Depends what’s wrong with them.
11. What is your favourite soda? DC.
12. How many songs are on your iTunes? Loads.
13. When was the last time you purchased something over $500? That’s about £250 isn’t it? Probably my room, which I do every month!
14. Where is the last place you drove to? I don’t. I can’t remember…….nah I imagine it was a taxi….oh yeah. A taxi to Clos crib.
15. Are you experienced? Apparently not, according to Network Rail.
16. Any historical figures that you envy? Umm…not really.
17. What brand of digital camera do you own? I don’t.
18. When was the last time you got a good workout? I don’t understand………
19. If you need a new pair of jeans, what store do you go to first? DP.
20. Where did your last kiss take place? A pub.
21. What were you doing at 11:59 PM on Monday night? Watching Jaws.
22. Are you a quitter? Hell yes.
23. Who was the last person you had in your house? In. My. House. I don’t know.
24. Can you speak another language? Nah.
25. How about you put your legs behind your head? How about I don’t.
26. When was the last time you went dancing while under the influence? Last Saturday.
27. Nickname? Rud/Ray Ray/ Haji/Wud/Rash/Rashmond etc etc
28. Describe what you are wearing in detail? Clothes, lots of them.
29. What do you think about people who party a lot? I think they’re cool.
30. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? Oh contraire.
31. Are you one of those people who obsesses over Hollister? I wouldn’t have thought so lad, I don’t know what it is.
32. What was the last CD you purchased? Wiley – Wearing My Rolex. Yes really.
33. What are two bands or singers that you will always love? Yes, but it’s a sensitive subject at the moment so I’m going to decline answering.
34. What of the seven deadly sins are you guilty of? Probs all.
35. Did you just have to google the seven deadly sins to see what they were? No, I’m not a dumb ass.
36. Where is your favourite place to get coffee? Eeww…I mean, your mums house.
37. Have you ever been offered a job? WOW! Yes I have, obviously.
38. Have you ever stolen anything off of a road? Nope.
39. When was the last time you dyed your hair? Yesterday.
40. Who was the last person you rode in a car with? The taxi man.
41. Have you kissed somebody in the last 2 weeks? Yes.
42. Miss someone? Nope.
43. How is your last ex doing? Probably fisting himself…or being an arrogant wanker.
44. Is there someone you want to fight? There is now. GRRRRRRR.