Why?? WHY??

Cos staying out on a Sunday night drinking til literal morning is a good idea. NOT!
Then proceeding to text a bunch of people who you've already pizzed off, watching a scary film, eating crisps in bed........ what a night of hilarity.

Well I'm paying for it now let me tell you. I can't maintain eye contact with anybody, I have no clue how this is related but I never usually have any beef so I can only blame my late night. I've walked into a door, giant bin, caught my jumper on a nail and have been falling over my feet, yeah..yeah. And its only just gone 9am. Today is going to suck ass. I feel it in my waters.

GREAT.

On the up side.......no there is no up side.