Well Hey There Little Lady

I never really thought this day would come.

Its not that grand really, but its a small milestone.

Basically I live my life towering over the dwarfs I'm surrounded by and therefore feel like a freak of nature, there are few people who make me feel short (Gibs, Pat, Dada, Dad, Ricky, Bob) and so I do rather enjoy standing around tallens.

To my point, the new guy who I'm kind of in love with heard me trying to move this metal cupboard thing, it wasn't heavy, I was trying to hide it in another cupboard cos these big wigs were coming over and I had to make this shit hole look like a palace, anyway, he came out of his office and this is how the sorry story went.........

'Rachel! You should have called for help!'
'Its fine it's not heavy'
'You're struggling, let me do that'
'Alright'

It was all very, a little lady like you shouldn't be doing mans work. That's never really happened.

It was well sweet.

I'm a total gaylord I know but hey, I'm YOUR gaylord.


HA HA! I just read that back. Sweet story ey?