Laurie

That clearly isn't your real name you idiot. This isn't little women!!!
You may well be very handsome, clever etc etc but you are still a patronising little douche!
I am not an alcoholic. I just like to be inebriated a lot of the time. Not that its any of your business.
Screw you and your stupid ideas. I note how your opinion changed when I told you what a bunch of tosh your career is and that I'm not some retard who doesn't understand what you're talking about.
Gah.
Damn you.