If This Is A Sign Of How My Day Is Going To Go Then I'm Going Back To Bed

I was faced with this image this morning (artists impression by yours truly)

A built up shoe. A BUILT UP SHOE? What the hell was that old dude trying to do? KILL ME? Not only did i have to suffer that......monstrosity i also had......do you know what? I can't do this right now. I currently have a fringe like some kind of....birds nest, either I smell of a farmyard or the air does, whatever it is the stench is EVERYWHERE!

I've stands all I can stands and I can't stands anymore.