Reasons I Can Tell This Week Is Gonna Suck

1. The clocks have gone back, so in reality I started work at 6.30am
2. The imminent recession, I don't quite understand but I know its going to RUIN my life and make me even poorer - how can this kind of thing still happen in this day an age? More money. Now!
3. My scarf smells of a combination of vomit and a rubbish bin
4. I still have a pervy bruise on my left boob therefore am having to dress like a nun at work
5. The zip on my trousers has broken
6. I started the day listening to Radiohead
7. I keep seeing boys who I think are super hot then I realise they all look just like my ex boyfriend
8. My hair sucks
9. I had a weird dream about dancing worms - I blame that on Nanny Mcphee
10. I know that today is only gonna get suckier..............I can feel it in my bones.

SCREW OFF WEEK!