RAGE

I'm ridiculous. I wish my mother was a narcissistic bitch then at least i could say that's where I get it from.

My old china is going off soon to have her baby so we are meant to be interviewing tomorrow to find a replacement, I've looked at the CV's and one of them is 21 years old and has been a waitress, worked in a bank, estate agent receptionist.......basically anything that involves representing the company whilst looking pretty.

She'll be based where the love of my life works. He likes pretty girls. And she'll be prettier than me. I imagine a lot.

I'm going insane here people.