I Did Not Have Relations With That Man

This kind of crap could only freaking happen to me. Yesterday I attended a funeral and went on to the wake in a nice ol' pub in south London. Anyway, I was having a drink with a number of the chaps I work with and one of the young men, Baby Spice, was chatting to me a fair bit, another chap who was with us is quite taken with me, so he was getting jealous........and like a normal human being he text everyone on his phone and said we were having a jouge outside the pub.

Now everyone believes it. Even though Baby and I said nothing happened. WHICH IT DIDN'T! Unless you call sitting next to each other having a drink something.

ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH