Goodbye Jew

Yeah. I was kind of slapped with a proverbial giant kipper by my friends last night.

From this day forth I Rachel J Simpson pledge to never contact the Jew unless he contacts me. I will try and claw back some dignity. I shall also stop obsessing over him. I won't even mention his name.

Now all I have to do is find another nice boy who will reject me and break my spirit.

Let the good times roll. Yep, they are gonna roll reeeeeeeeeeeeal good.