Thursday, 28 February 2008

My Inner Outter monologue

Hate is a strong word but I really, really don't like you.

In my opinion the word hate doesn’t do justice to my feelings about certain people. I’m code naming and shaming people. Its not shaming as such but whatevs.

Ugly Lesbo - Grow. A. Pair. Seriously there really isnt (as far as I can tell) anything that amazing about you. The way I see it is that you're friends say a lot about the type of person you are, so you are obvs a nut with some MAJOR issues.

Chubz Geek - The reason people never listen to what you say or take you seriously (or respect you as a human being) is cos you are a socially inept IDIOT!!! No one actually really likes you, and I mean that, you are a time slot filler, a boredom reliever, but that's it. Man. It really does suck to be you.

Child Dating Retard - You are pointless. You should therefore end it all. You know those placebo pills your taking, well they are good for one thing. Overdoeses. Try it, it can be your one success in life.

Ugly Glasses Wearing Turk - I can't actually think of an insult thats bad enough. I get into a blind rage just thinking about your stupid face. HA! Yeah, you suck.

Liver Spot Eyes - You are and never will be hot. Thats your biggest problem, apart from being a crazy bitch. Jealousy is a real UGLY trait. Oh and being ugly as well doesn't help.

Dramz - Shut up and grow up.

Anyways..............


Life’s a funny old thing. People are even funnier. I have observed some somewhat interesting behaviours and personalities.

I have a friend. I have more than one but I’m talking about one in particular, for legal reasons I cannot use his real name, so I shall call him…..Adam. I think I’m a bad influence. He has come to the realisation that a group he was once part of are a bunch of inbred (his words) narcissistic losers (my words) that aren’t worth bothering with, although I suspect he still will. There comes a time in ones life when you have to take stock of things, its not always pleasant, but some things have to change and in the long run its for the best. There are numerous people I’ve met over the years that have been really good lads but I have never bothered with them, and yet the people I see a lot are complete and utter a holes.


There is an overwhelming smell of Garlic in my office, seeing as I’m the only person in it I can only assume that its coming from me. Riiiight.

To conclude...I'm feeling a lot of anger right now.

Word to your mother
x

2 comments:

GIVEtheKIDStoffees said...

i think you should print that and wallpaper the sheep with it. would make for some real good reading.

i will assume (as ever) that none of your hatred is directed towards me. under that assumption i would like to give a huge pat on the back for being so forthright.

if there is one thing i dont like its ugly people, which all those you spoken of (apart from A-dam) are. lets get ourselves some toffee hammers and do some damage like back in the good old days.

GIVEtheKIDStoffees said...

i think you should print that and wallpaper the sheep with that little rant. would make for some real good reading.

i will assume (as ever) that none of your hatred is directed towards me. under that assumption i would like to give a huge pat on the back for being so forthright.

if there is one thing i dont like its ugly people which all those you spoken of (apart from A-dam) are. lets get ourselves some toffee hammers and do some damage like back in the good old days.