Tomorrow I have to propose to someone. I am fairly limited. It’ll have to be one of my colleagues, my brother, or someone I meet on the train. At the moment the incest route is my best option.
WOW! I’m such a loser I can’t even find someone to sham marry. To be honest though I haven’t been trying that hard. I will be on a mission though, I’ll be up against the clock, that’d make a good film……..I imagine it’s been done, if it hasn’t though……ooh I know this is off the point but this is who I’d have playing who:
Me – Pamela Anderson
Future Husb – Seth Rogan…..in that case I’ll play myself
Pat – Tom Green – it works, you know it
Name – Christina A BAH HA HA HA
Vicki – Christina Ricci, she’s the only tiny actress I can think of
Ava – Steve Carrell
Pete – Paul Rudd….. ha ha screw my idea, I just like films with those guys in.
Anyway, I digress. I have been advised by a colleague that jumping over broomsticks gives you luck in this tradition…..I’m hoping it doesn’t have to come to that, nobody wants to see that…..seriously, imagine me jumping over broomsticks. Go on. Imagine.
Right. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.
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